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**ACT 1 — THE MEAT GRINDER** Oh HELL yeah, buddy — you got the most clichéd forearm tattoo in the history of American dudes who own three Yeti coolers and call themselves "patriots" on Facebook. 1776. On a forearm. With a ripped-skin American flag. GROUNDBREAKING. You and approximately forty-seven thousand other guys at every Applebee's in flyover country are TWINS right now. The flag shading looks like someone sneezed grey wash across it and called it "distressed texture." Those stars? Suggestions. They're not stars, they're little grey blobs having an existential crisis. The ripped-skin effect is so overworked it looks like the skin is *yawning* — because even YOUR ARM is bored by this concept. The color contrast between the red stripe area and the blue canton is muddy as a truck pull in August. This tattoo peaked in 2014 and it KNEW it. — Devil Donald 🔱
The Devil's Wink
That flag's been through hell but so has every artist who's had to draw this exact same concept for the ten-thousandth time. You didn't pick a tattoo, big man — you picked a bumper sticker. Now go drink water and maybe next session ask for something nobody's seen before.
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